What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 08:28
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Inside Sly and the Family Stone’s Great, Lost Live Album - Rolling Stone
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Milky Way arcs over Kitt Peak National Observatory photo of the day for June 16, 2025 - Space
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Has anyone ever had sex with their cousin? How did it start, and would you do it again?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
What story do you have involving a public restroom?
No go.
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?
Unacceptable again!
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Thumbs down again.
What are the best mattress options for a comfortable night's sleep in Pompano Beach?
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
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Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
What is the most ridiculous obviously false verse in the Bible?
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones